Chief of the pack
Trump. Who could go down in historical past as USA's one and solely. The A-1 Trumper. Not what he says — what he does.
He as soon as threw a grenade on Jeb Bush. The household nonetheless retains these grievances. As soon as he tinkled on “Little Marco,” who grew so upset that he couldn't develop larger. Now? Secretary of State.
Love him, don't love him. Donald's not Millard Fillmore. Neglect John Tyler. Shove Franklin Pierce. James Buchanan? WHO?! Inform me what Rutherford B. Hayes did apart from making an attempt to alter his first title.
James Abram Garfield — Hey, there's a biggie everybody talks about. Zachary Taylor — wowie! Did what?! William Henry Harrison — WHO?!
You don't like him? OK, mazel tov. So don't like him. However there's nobody — not Mrs. Biden the ventriloquist — not anyone who can get us by — however the smarts, toughness, flamboyance, fearlessness of Donald Trump!
Chewing on a couple of meaty concepts
Mega grocer Stew Leonard on the UES's Seashore Cafe for a burger, says in regards to the new idea of government-owned supermarkets: “Convey it on. What might go unsuitable?” That was twixt bites of what might've been his personal offered meat patty.
Polo Bar, 85-degree warmth, Clive Davis in large inexperienced winter sweater plus sport coat. Plus sun shades. He was set for any local weather.
Spaghetti inhalers at Due, Third Avenue, between 79th and eightieth, talked of the 10 US wealthiest suburbs. No. 1: Scarsdale. SCARSDALE?! No. 2: Rye. Palm Seashore schlepped in at No. 11.
Abuzz for fuzz
Southampton's Animal Basis does its Unconditional Love Gala this Saturday to help house homeless pets.
It's Christie Brinkley, Chevy Chase, Clint Eastwood's daughter Alison. Baker Home on Bridgehampton's Ocean Street. Please go — 350 are anticipated.
Mayor mayday
From a decide: “You possibly can't absolutely perceive how harmful a mayor this leftist candidate could be. The NYC GOP should discover one other charismatic candidate to win in November. Funds, no downside. Jewish folks plus mature New Yorkers will vote for the Republican. Nazi younger Republicans should keep out of it. Conservative media should lay off the Democrats till after the election.”
Mouthing off
Hear, all people's entering into politics. Comes ultimately the brand new present “Canceled.” A behind the headlines kind shtick.
They swear it's “the place outrage strikes quicker than info” — no matter that's imagined to imply. Usually uncomfortable conversations. Decoding how we outline guilt, justice, redemption, tradition, leaping to judgment, vigilantes, weaponized narratives.
No tearing into somebody's dwelling and beating folks with out the judicial system. To date — good thought — however extra up to now is that it has — but — no community, no outlet.
New York Metropolis. Oy. One large new gridlock site visitors signal on Fifth Avenue will quickly learn: “No stopping, no standing, no driving, no parking, no letting on or off — no kidding!”
Solely in New York Metropolis, youngsters, solely in New York Metropolis.
