Invoice Simmons couldn't resist having some enjoyable on the expense of Travis Kelce's obvious girth through the Kansas Metropolis Chiefs' look on Sunday Night time Soccer.
Kelce, 36, is the presumed topic of an eyebrow-raising music on his fiancée Taylor Swift's new album, The Lifetime of a Showgirl.
“It's a little bit little bit of a deep minimize on the Taylor Swift album,” Simmons, the founding father of The Ringer, defined Monday, October 13, on his mega-popular “The Bill Simmons Podcast.” “Nevertheless it was a really controversial music on the album referred to as ‘Wooden,' which individuals thought was about Travis Kelce's wholesome manhood.”
Simmons, 56, stated the music led to loads of fodder whereas watching the Chiefs' primetime recreation in opposition to the Detroit Lions on Sunday, October 12.
“We have been simply calling him Wooden the entire recreation,” he joked. “And it was very fulfilling. It's like, ‘[Patrick] Mahomes, get it to Wooden!' This clearly needs to be his nickname.”
Simmons added, “She wrote this complete gushing love music about his sexual prowess. He ought to simply be Travis ‘Wooden' Kelce. ‘I imply, you see why Taylor's smiling. Wooden's simply getting it performed.' Simply name him Wooden. It's optimistic! Simply praising him.”
Swift, 35, has not publicly confirmed that “Wooden” is about Kelce, however it's not tough to learn between the strains when dissecting the lyrics.
“Appears to be that you simply and me, we make our personal luck / New heights of manhood,” Swift says on the monitor, an assumed reference to the podcast Kelce cohosts together with his older brother, Jason Kelce.
Swift additionally sings, “Redwood tree, it ain't exhausting to see / His love was the important thing that opened my thighs.”
Whereas Simmons delighted within the lyrical content material of “Wooden,” diehard Swiftie and Barstool Sports activities founder, Dave Portnoy, didn't fairly get the identical satisfaction out of the music.
“It's about Travis' d***?” Portnoy questioned in a video posted through Instagram on October 3. “And you then re-listen and it's all, ‘Redwood tree' and ‘I knew he had an enormous *** and exhausting rock and I've to catch the bouquet.' No. No. I'm not bobbing and weaving and jamming to a music about Travis' d***.”
Travis and Jason, 37, addressed the lyrical content material of “Wooden” on the October 8 episode of “New Heights.”
“Do you're feeling — not assured — do you're feeling cocky concerning the music ‘Wooden'?” Jason requested his youthful brother. Travis responded, “No, any music that she references me in…,” earlier than Jason minimize him off.
“That's not simply any music,” Jason argued. “This can be a very particular you.”
Travis continued to play dumb, responding, “I really like that lady, so what do you imply?”
“Nicely, it's not simply you, although,” Jason continued. “It's an appendage. It's a really particular factor.” Jason insinuated that Swift utilizing the phrase “redwood” as a descriptor, nevertheless, was “beneficiant.”
“I feel if somebody wrote a music about me, it could be like Japanese maple,” Jason joked with an enormous snigger. “That music's nice, although. The beat to that music is unbelievable. That's proper up my alley, so nicely performed. I feel it's an ideal music.”
