A former Division of Authorities Effectivity (DOGE) staffer was crushed and bloodied by 10 minors early Sunday morning as he thwarted a carjacking try within the nation's capital, in line with DC police.
Edward Coristine, whose LinkedIn deal with earned him the nickname “Large Balls” at DOGE, was with a lady close to downtown DC when he noticed the group of juveniles method their automobile and “make a remark about taking the automobile,” in line with a Metropolitan Police Division incident report obtained by The Put up.
“At that time, for her security, [Coristine] pushed his vital different … into the automobile and turned to cope with the suspects,” the dramatic report continues.


“The suspects then started to assault [Coristine],” the ex-DOGE staffer instructed officers, who rolled up on the scene on the similar time he was being attacked.
DC police arrested two youths associated to the assault.
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